The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. - Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush. - Tallulah Bankhead
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. - Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead
I thought I told you to wait in the car. - Tallulah Bankhead
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. - Tallulah Bankhead
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. - Tallulah Bankhead
My heart is pure as the driven slush. - Tallulah Bankhead
Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and - BANG - there you are in someone's living room. - Tallulah Bankhead
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum. - Tallulah Bankhead
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner - Tallulah Bankhead
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. - Tallulah Bankhead